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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:18

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

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Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

How does one succeed in life?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”